Twitter Gold: Sept 26

I don't want to live in a world without The Onion.

Lack Of Sexual Tension With Coworker Almost Unbearable http://t.co/WZg5qFicwO
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 26, 2013

The 53 Worst Current Buffalo Bills Players http://t.co/o8in9Un0UN
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 26, 2013

Facebook Version Of Marriage Going Great http://t.co/lZzjLHDy7J
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 25, 2013